Funny Pick-up Lines as Conversation Starters with Girls

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By Cory Winn

You know how most people think Pick Up Lines are cheesy, stupid and corny? That’s because most guys who use them are. There is however a way to use funny pick up lines that is very cool and charming. In fact, here’s a trick for you… Those are called “conversation starters”. So what is a “conversation starters? Its really a pick up line that’s not dumb or corny. It’s a way to start a conversation without making a girl frown.

There are really a few major ones that I like:

1) The “You want me” frame… What this is where you approach the girl with an exaggerated, funny claim of her hitting on you. What you do, is as a girl is checking you out, or something like that, you walk up and say something like “I’m not that easy you know, you have to talk to me first”. Now, don’t memorize this line, its just an example… The real way to make this work is just be in the moment, and come from that frame of “I’m messing with you”… Like, its obvious you’re joking around, and the joke is “You want me! But I’m a bitchy guy”. If you do it right, most girls will bust out laughing and start flirting with you right away.

2) Situational Humour… This is where you make funny remarks or jokes about something in the situation. Say you are standing next to a girl waiting for the bus, and a super-heavy person walks by, you turn to her and say, “what do you think, 500 pounds?”. Or maybe you are standing next to a group of girls at a concert, and there’s an annoying drugged up guy dancing and hitting everyone… So you turn to the girls and go “What do you think? Drugs or just bad genetics?”. I mean you get the idea… You have to come up with this stuff on the spot, and I can’t give you pre-memorized examples. The formula is simple though, notice something strange, weird, interesting in the environment and comment on it.

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