The Five Greatest Pick Up Lines of All Time

I have something shocking to reveal to you… In fact, if you’re not seated, do so now… The really great pick up lines, are also the most boring, dumb, simple lines in the world. In fact, when you see them, you’re going to be like… No way! This is too simple to work! But its true! All those complex, funny, long lines that sound good on paper, actually suck with real girls. The pick up lines you share with buddies and laugh about, actually suck with women… Most get offended, defensive or just hate those lines. The ones that work though are classics, and really do the trick.

Listed below are the five greatest pick up lines of all time:

1. “Hey, how ya doin!” – This is just a great one, and it works. Why? Because women are actually emotional mirrors. What do I mean by this fancy term? It simply means that women tend to mirror back whatever emotion you show them. If you approach a woman all nervous, she’ll get nervous. If you approach her she’s an ex-lover and you’re all excited, guess what? She’ll respond the same way. I know it sounds weird, but that’s how women are. Now… The best trick I’ve ever found in picking up women is just walking up as if you’ve known her for years. I mean, use this trick for ANY of the 5 lines listed below, not just this one. It always works better if you do this. So you see a girl, you convince yourself its someone you’ve known for years, or a girl you went to school with, or whatever. Just walk up as you would to an acquaintance and say “Hey, how ya doing”, “How have ya been”, or anything you’d say to an acquaintance or a neighbor… And then just continue and have a normal conversation. Its that simple!

2. “So how did you like the movie?” (or /band/paintings/whatever). This is said in a situation where this is normal and social… For example you’re in Yoga class, and you’re exiting the class… You see some cute girl exiting the class at the same time, and you just ask her “How did you like the class?”. At least 99.999% of girls will respond with a huge smile and get right into a conversation. There’s a ton of situations for this… Like you’re exiting a gallery exhibition and ask about the paintings. Or you exit from the cinema, and ask how they liked the movie.

3. “I’ve seen you around (campus/whatever), and I find you attractive, want to fetch a coffee some time?”. This one was actually used in a scientific study on pick up lines. It worked really great for a ton of guys. Another alternative I like is not rushing straight into a coffee-date suggestion, but getting to know her first for a few mins before you ask her out. You do this like this “Hey, I’ve seen you around and I thought I’d come over and meet you. Hi, I’m Bob”. You can then follow it up with a question on the surroundings. Like if it’s a campus, ask her about which classes she likes best, or what year she is, or whatever. Just get to know her first for a bit, and if you two have some chemistry going, then feel free to ask her out.

4. “Heeeey, Maria! How have you been?” I actually invented this line as an exercise to help guys who are shy and new to approaching girls. The reason I invented it was because I knew most girls would respond well to this. This would let guys get used to girls responding well to an approach, and loosen them up… Something weird happened though… Not only did the girls respond great to the guys… But some of them even ended up going even further, like getting dates and stuff… So now I actually thinks it’s a great line to meet girls. You walk up to her all excited and friendly, like you’re happy to see a girl you’ve not seen in a long time: “Heeeeeeey, Maria, how’s it been?”… When she smiles a smile of happiness and says she’s not Maria… You go “Oh, I know, I just needed an excuse to meet you, you’re way more beautiful than Maria”. She’ll laugh about this, and you two can continue flirting and getting to know each other from here.

5. “Hey, I saw you and I really liked your smile, I just had to come over and meet you. Hi, I’m Bob”. The diference between this and the other line is that this is for when you’re seeing a girl for the first time in your life. The line I gave you under number 3 is to be used sincerely. Its for an actual girl you have seen around a few times, like in your neighbourhood, or your local mall or supermarket or… whatever. But it is a girl you have noticed a few times… If its just a girl you just noticed for the first in your life, then use this line, and give her a reason for approaching, her smile, her style, her vibe, whatever.

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